Efe

I stabbed a piece of shit because I have perfect abs. :))

airamb

A condom because i stink. Efe, imi traduci si mie?

airamb

decembrie

...robredo

i ran naked with a bowl of cereal because i hate my life:)))

Fr33zy

I f**ked Madonna ( :| ) because I smoked crack :|

AlexBuga

Prefer sa ma fac ca nu mi-am facut propozitia :))))

melissya87

i took a crap on Barney the dinosaur because my friends told me to do it:))))))))why??????????????

Fr33zy

Tot e bine. Zmeul s-a insurat cu un cal :-j

iullia91

i shot a bowl of cereal because i'm sexy :))

tincan

I ran naked with a puppet because I smoked crack

crissty

I pissed on your grandmother because I was horny =))))))))

melissya87

sunt curioasa cine va fi albastrit la aceasta conversatie:))))

E-one

I need your mom because I'm single!  Incepe sa capete sens, cu conditia ca "your" ala sa nu aibe mai mult de 20. De ani, cum de ce? Ce ati vrea, sa am nevoie de "mom"-ul cuiva de 60?! Mai bine lipsa si ramin cu "single"-ul pe dreapta!

niko308

I f*cked a cookie jar because I'm sexy , because I stink and because that's what I'm.:O :-"

Ex3mPl4r.

Versiunea in ROMANA :>

Ex3mPl4r.

M-am c**at pe un cal pentru ca sunt sexy :)))

cretzulynna

I need a puppet because that's what I am

nG.Clau

I pissed on Michael Jackson because that's what I'm.

Mistic

I smoked weed with a clown because i hate my life . :))

Cristina7

I need Santa Claus because I'm single.

mambo

I   K I L L E D   A   M O N K E Y   B E C A U S E   I ´ M   R A C I S T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

mikethetracker

I f**ked Madonna because I'm sexy....=))))))))))

calcann

I fucked a vacuum cleaner because i'm single !

kuliuzar

I got a blowjob from George Bush because my friends told me to do it. :D

Mistic

I smoked weed with a clown because i smoked crack

adriy

I shot a condom because i'm racist :))

Razvy197

I took a crap on your mom because i hate my life  =Mi-am luat un rahat pe mama ta pentru ca urasc viata mea

motanul_alex

I ran naked with a dog because I was horny.