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Sunday, 14 august 2016
Proposed by HAIDUCUL1Offline (2 votes)
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In spatele fiecărui bărbat de succes se află o femeie care-și vede de treaba ei..
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A man walks into a hooker bar with $49.
A black hooker approaches him and begins giving him a lapdance. She asks him if he wants to go to the back room and f.uck her for $50. The man responds, "I would, but I only have $49."
The black hooker says, "Sorry then", and walks away.
A few minutes later, a white hooker comes up to him, then starts giving him a lapdance. She asks him if he'd like to go to the back room and f.uck her for $50. The man responds, "I would, but I only have $49."
But the white hooker says, "Eh, that's fine, let's go", and the two go to the back room to have se.x.
The man returns to the hooker bar 10 years later. When he walks in, the white hooker, still working there, recognizes him and approaches him. He remembers her as well. She tells him, "You'll never believe this, but I had a son after we had s.ex, and you're the father!" In disbelief, the man shakes his head and doesn't know what to say. The hooker tells him, "Our son is here, and he's always wanted to meet you."
She walks the man over to the son, then returns to her work. Now in private, the son speaks up: "Wow, you're really my father. I have so much to ask, but there's one thing I've always wanted to know most - what is my last name?"
The man then tells him, "It's Goldberg."
The son frowns in disappointment. He says, "Goddammit, are you telling me I'm a Jew?"
The man sighs, but then responds, "Yeah, but don't sound so disappointed. For another dollar, you would've been a nigger."
Joke proposed by fara_contOffline (2 votes)
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