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Tuesday, 4 october 2016 |
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Proposed by
maryjan (3 votes) |
(14 comments) |
4.783 times displayed |
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 Un student agata o femeie in varsta.
Ajung acasa, se pun pe treaba, el simte niste zgarieturi groaznice la inceput, apoi, brusc, moale, cald, umed, placut.
Dupa, intreaba: auzi, da' de ce la inceput m-a zgariat, iar apoi a fost umed, cald si placut?
De, maica, unde e crusta, e si puroi... |
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This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so, as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every twenty minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the bar see her hairy armpits every time she raises her arm. Near the end of the evening, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the bartender, “Hey, I’d like to buy the ballerina a drink.” The bartender replies, “She’s not a ballerina. What makes you think she’s a ballerina?” The drunk says, “Any girl who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!”
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