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Thursday, 23 august 2018 |
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Proposed by
realista4ever (1 votes) |
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4.053 times displayed |
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 Next time your wife gets angry, put a cape on her and say:
" Now you're Super Angry! "
Maybe she'll laugh, or maybe you'll die..
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Dacă parașuta nu ți se deschide, ai tot restul vieții să o repari. |
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Femeile se trezesc cascand . Barbatii se trezesc cu plua sculata . O fi vreo coincidenta ??
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
- Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
- Yes, I am. I married the wrong man. |
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