Bancul Zilei

Un poet se plimbă printr-un parc imens, afundat în gândurile sale, când, deodată, din spatele unei tufe de flori apare o faţă extraordinar de frumoasă. Inspirat de minunata apariţie, decide să-i scrie o poezie acolo, pe loc. Se caută, dar nu găseşte nimic pe care să scrie poezia, ci doar un pix. Atunci, timid, o întreabă pe prea frumoasa domniţă:
– Nu vă supăraţi, aveţi din întâmplare nişte hârtie?
– Îmi pare rău, n-am, şi eu m-am şters cu frunze de brusture.

Best historical uses of the word "Fuck":
"Scattered fucking showers, my arse." Noah, 2000 BC
"How the fuck did you figure that out?" Pythagorus, 530 BC
"It better start raining soon, or I'm fucking toast." Joan of Arc, 1431
"You want me to paint WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo, 1505
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer, 1876
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein, 1915
"It does SO fucking look like her!" Pablo Picasso, 1926
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Nagasaki, 1945
"Aw, c'mon. Who the fuck will find out?" Bill Clinton, 1997
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of New York City, 2001
"I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003
"I lost to a fucking black guy?" John McCain, 2008
"Who the fuck just won?" Hillary Clinton, 2016