Joke of the Day

the.japoniz

buna seara!!

the.japoniz

sarbatori fericite si tie :))))))))

25

Actually, a couple of weeks ago, I failed to perform sexually. I'm not going to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I 'arrived early.' And my girlfriend said, 'Don't worry, that' happens to a lot of guys.' I said, 'There's two things the matter with that. Firstly, who are these "a lot of guys," and secondly, if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be your fault?'

25

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.
He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.

When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good."

The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either."

25

THE SETTING: A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.
 
Old Man: "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months. But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo.."
 
Then the old man gestured at the bar.
 
"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."
 
Then the old man points out the window.
 
"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that sretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
 
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.
 
"But ya fuck one goat . . . "

=))))))))))

25

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk again."

:))

25

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand."
The Pope says, "No way.  You can't do that."
The Queen says, "Watch this."
So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic.

So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it."
So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,
"I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."
The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done."
So the Pope headbutts her.

Eu4ever

inca citesc...mai am cateva pagini...ce bine e on holyday :))

STORM

felipes :*

maryjan

neatza

puffarina

buna dimineata :)

dnlac

Andrei Gheorghe a anunţat astăzi hotârarea cabinetului de a schimba stema. Noua stemă , înfăţişând un prezervativ, este considerată ca fiind mult mai reprezentativă pentru situaţia şi performanţa politică actuală. Prezervativul va simboliza inflaţia, oprirea producţiei, distrugerea generaţiilor viitoare, protejarea unor capete tari şi mânjite. De asemenea , el va da populaţiei un sentiment de protecţie, în timp ce aceasta va fi in continuare f**ută.

Efe

Mrs.Raisa, bancul propus de tine a mai iesit Bancul zilei aici:
http://www.diseara.ro/ro/fun/bancuri/bancul-zilei-2009-10-20.html#ctop
Poti propune alt banc.

bibi_n

salutare, populatie! cam liniste astazi...

bibi_n

deocamdat nu mai ploie / ploieste / ploiaza (ca sa nu zic ploua :)) ), dar sta sa :(

layla_pisicutza

guten tag! :*:D

mcara

Enjoy the ride!
http://www.autoblog.com/2010/09/27/video-moscow-motorcyclists-crazy-high-speed-commute/#continued

mcara

Ce tari sunt nemtii astia domnule !!! :))))))))
 http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21816

musilica

- Cine e?
- Poliţia!
- Şi ce vreţi?
- Să vorbim!
- Câţi sunteţi?
- Doi.
- Păi vorbiţi între voi..."

_undo

seara buna la popor
pufuleti si cola fiarta, ca e frig
merge?

_undo

bagam si o pastrama si uitam de frigul de afara