Joke of the Day

felipes

ok, bancul zilei? ....hmmmmm.... ROMANIA???

mcngabriel

Daca esti fata si nu stii ce sa-i oferi prietenului cadou in noaptea dintre ani, ai aici solutia
http://www.220.ro/funny/Fa-Un-Cadou-Celor-Dragi-Da-Din-Buci/H0lClRAAj2/

mcngabriel

Si barbatii pot oferii cadouri daca dansul iese bine http://www.220.ro/funny/Cadoul-Perfect/o36BUg5cSe/

Benu

Var'meaaaaaaaaaa, da!!! Mi-am gasit cizmele de zapada flescaita!!! :P :))))))))))))))

Benu

p.s. Buna dimineata! ;))

mmaria

Buna seara, celor ce "colinda" pe aici Ce faceti? Cu cizme sau fara cizme?Cu zapada sau fara?:*:*:*:*:*

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Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A Boeing 747′s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight (the Wright brother’s invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
The word “set” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
Slugs have four noses
Sharks can live up to 100 years
Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color
Kangaroos can’t walk backwards
About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday
The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with

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Some Interesting Facts

Human birth control pill work on gorillas.
The right lung takes in more air than the left.
It is illegal to own a red car in Shanghai China.
A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is Blue Canyon, California.
Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.
The great warrior Genghis Khan died in bed while having s*x.
No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.

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Stupid Questions With Smart Answers

Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

Girl: Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy: You love me…

Girl: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure, what’s your phone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.

Girl: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
Boy: Don’t you ever want to improve?

Boy: I love you and I could die for you!
Girl: How soon?

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Sharon: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
Tracy: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man: You remind me of the sea.
Woman: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
Man: No, because you make me sick.

Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?
Peter: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.

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Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died.

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
One Student: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
One student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.

mmaria

@Mcngabriel: Asa este, Hrusca, prin colindele sale, vindeca tot raul inante de Craciun!:)

mmaria

*Inainte

mmaria

Noapte buna, sa ne pregatim de Revelion! :*:*:*

felipes

buna dimineaaaataaa!!!!!:D

felipes

Sarbatori fericite! :D

Rococolila

Buna dimineata !

_undo

neatzaaaaa
ne dati ori nu ne dati
ne daaaaati
ne daaaaaaati
ne daaaaaaaaaaaati
na ca sunt si in avans cu urlaturile !

realista4ever

http://www.220.ro/funny/Cand-Te-Prinde-Nevasta/5rcaCc6760/

oneel

mmaria imi face ziua mai frumoasa cu bancul ala si viata:))