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Saturday, 13 august 2016
Proposed by mcaraOffline (4 votes)
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Joke of the Day
Bărbatul care nu are noroc la femei nu ştie ce noroc are!
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My friend lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that he heard that made sense in English.
Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China.
The governor: Fine people...I don't know.
Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do?
Farmer: I'm a farmer.
Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government?
Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced.
Xi asks: if you had two cars, would you give one to the government? Immediate yes from the farmer. The governor asks if he may asks a question and Xi says, of course.
Governor: if you had two cows, would you give one to the government.
Farmer: No. Never. Please don't ask.
Xi is confused: But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?
Farmer: I actually have two cows.
Joke proposed by fara_contOffline (2 votes)
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