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Saturday, 11 march 2017
Proposed by HAIDUCUL1Offline (3 votes)
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Cauti un barbat nou fara sa te fi despartit de ultimul? Corect!!! Doar nu mergi descaltata la magazin pentru a-ti cumpara cizme noi....nu?
Rating:   9,10 (10 votes)
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George Bush dies and goes to hell.
Satan is already waiting for him. 'Well, I don't know what to do. See, you're on my list, but I have no free rooms for you. But you, you definitely have to stay in hell, so I'll have to find a solution. There are a few people here who aren't as bad as you are... I guess I'll let one go and you'll take their place. However, you can choose whose place you want to take.
'Oh, that sounds okay I guess' says Bush.
Satan leads him to the first room and opens the door. In this room, there's a huge swimming pool. In it, Reagan is drowning. He goes down, then up, then down, then up, and he's gasping for air all the while. 'Oh, no,' says Bush. 'That's not for me, I'm a poor swimmer.' Satan opens the second door. The room is full of rocks and they see Nixon trying to break up the rocks with a wooden hammer. 'Nah, I have problems with my shoulders and my back, that'd be such a painful thing to do day after day.' So Satan opens the third door. In the room, they see Clinton lying on the floor, all tied up. Monica Lewinsky is lying on top of Clinton, giving him a blowjob. Bush stares at the scene with a wide smile and says: 'Ah, that I could endure!' 'Alright,' laughs Satan. 'Monica, you're free to go!'
Joke proposed by fara_contOffline (3 votes)
Ana are mere..
Dar e posibil să-i mai crească sa se faca pere, e abia la vârsta pubertății..,
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