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Saturday, 8 april 2017 |
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Proposed by
nikko (3 votes) |
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3.874 times displayed |
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 Suntem in siguranta in Bucuresti in materie de atentate cu camionul.
Pur si simplu n-are loc sa-si ia viteza. |
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and I have some bad news".
The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first”.
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are shortly going to be worth a minimum of £2 million, maybe more".
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You have just made my day; what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you screwing your secretary".
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-Iubito, ce-i cu faţa asta deprimată?
-Primată-i mă-ta, nesimţitule. |
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- Mai Janele , eu sunt geloasa ?
- Putin , asa . Mai tii minte cand te-ai suparat ca tu nu apari in poza mea de buletin ?
- Taci , nu-mi mai aminti !! |
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