Today's joke from 19 april 2017

Wednesday, 19 april 2017

Proposed by daria.sofia Offline

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- Ce are un om care a fost muscat de doua ori de un caine?
- O remuscare.

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Anunţ la matrimoniale: “Caut partener de viaţă pentru o soacră văduvă, guralivă şi insuportabilă. Cerinţe: sadic, inventiv, nemilos!”

Joke proposed by maryjan Offline

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The wife and I were walking down the street today and noticed two cats in a tree. They were both slowly inching their way along a branch toward the tree's centre.
"Look at them." I whispered to the wife. "There must be a nest up there."
"Don't talk like a cunt." She replied. "Cats don't live in nests."

Joke proposed by fara_cont Offline

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