Nikko went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Nikko, they just wanted to see your panties!" Nikko replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I was in my car while I was climbing that tree!"
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
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