Joke of the Day

HAIDUCUL1

- Ce s-a intamplat cu mine? – bolborosea un tip, revenindu-si dupa o operatie chirurgicala.
- Ati nimerit intr-un accident rutier si ati fost operat.
- Inseamna ca sunt in spital?
- In mare parte, da…

maryjan

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- Ce se intampla cand trei g.ay stau lipiti unul de celalalt in sir indian?
- Cel din mijloc e sarbatoritul...

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An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flightjacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot"?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a le.sbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a le.sbian.'

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I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby.
Apparently that's not allowed if the baby is yours.

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Prietena mea blonda a incercat sa cumpere ceva online ieri.
Stie cineva cum pot sa scot cardul de credit din unitatea pentru dischete ?