Joke of the Day

Mistic

Sarbatori fericite!!

DJ_Dan

un om avea un cal......si calul n-avea nimic impotriva -> banc mic,dar de voie buna

Drakoo

Sa Pashtetzi Fericitzi ! Ati fost sa luatzi lumina ? Eu am fost.. da' in loc de lumina.. am luat foc :| fememe de baba cu lumanarea ta cu tot X(

misterra

How about a bit of Japaneses "ZEN" sarcasm?

* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
*Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
*Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
* If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
* Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
* Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

misterra

                             *****
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
* Duct tape is like 'The Force,' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
* There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

misterra

La un fotograf au venit mai multi chinezi pentru a se fotografia.
Fotograful se gandi: 'De ce sa-i mai fotografiez, daca seamana leit unul cu altul? O sa le dau aceeasi fotografie!'.
Cand primesc fotografiile, un chinez ia fotografia, se uita lung la ea si spune:
- Nu e fotografia mea.
- Cum nu e a ta? - intreaba fotograful.
- Nu e fata ta?
- Fata e a mea, dar camasa nu.

misterra

Pe o strada, o tiganca batrana vindea seminte cu 5000 de lei cornetul.
Un tanar care trecea in fiecare zi pe acolo ii lasa cei 5000 de lei, dar  nu-si lua niciodata cornetul.
Intr-o dimineata, tiganca il opreste, incercand sa-i spuna ceva, dar tanarul merge grabit mai departe, zicand din mers:
-Vrei sa ma intrebi de ce nu iau niciodata semintele?
-Nuu, nuu... vreau sa-ti spun ca s-au scumpit la 10000 de lei!

misterra

A group of feminists are protesting in front of the White House:
- Free women now! Free women now!
A man passing-by asks:
- Can I have one?

Darkinside

nu prea e realista ... cel putin nu 4ever  :|

misterra

Darkinside [Online]      Sâmbătă, 26 apr 2008 22:49 [Răspunde]
RE:  
And all the things I should have said
Echo now, inside my head
And all the thoughts we seem to share
Might throw the dark into despair.

*** Reply****
Words shouldnt end as being just a thought,
The light belongs to one that knows the dare.
I sigh the lack of many things I fought,
But all the sins smoothly become a prayer.

Darkinside

A doua zi de Pasti, Stalin vine la birou. Nici nu intra bine pe usa ca primul subordonat il intampina respectuos:
- Hristos a inviat, tovarase Stalin!
Stalin zambeste, da din cap si trece mai departe. Nu trec doua minute si apare alt subordonat:
- Hristos a inviat, tovarase Stalin!
- Stiu, stiu, am fost deja informat!

Darkinside

You pray that change won't come alone
I prey no more, my doubts are gone,
The voice of reason speaks of hopes
Now shall we dream like no one does ?

Darkinside

Asta de mai sus e reply pt misterra ... am gresit locul de reply, mi-e cam somn ce sa fac :))))

smudo

misterra si darkinside... daca vreti sa va ***ti faceti-o fara sa stie tot diseara . ro :-w

ditzy

A blonde and a brunette were walking past a flower shop. Inside, the brunette’s boyfriend was buying flowers. The brunette sighed and said, "My damn boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde said, "But don’t you like getting flowers?"

The brunette said, "Oh, sure. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde asked, "Don’t you have a vase?"

ditzy

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! Its Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

ditzy

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...."

lorevoic

a-ti citit bancul de azi? Cuma am aparut pe lume?....ala cu calculatorul?  E tare rau.........

lorevoic

Bula s-a dus la taica-su si a cerut 100 lei sa se duca la femei. Tata ii da 100 lei si Bula pleaca. Pe scari Bula bucuros se intalneste cu Maria. Maria il intreaba:
- Bula unde pleci asa bucuros ?
Bula ii raspunde.
- Mi-a dat tata 100 de lei sa ma duc la femei!
Maria ii zice:
- Da suta aia incoa si vino cu mine
Maria se dezbraca!
Bula se dezbraca.
Maria: Suie-te pe mine!
Bula se suie pe ea.
Maria: Bag-o!
Bula o baga.
Maria: Scoate-o!
Bula o scoate.
Maria: Bag-o!
Bula o baga.
Maria: Scoate-o!
Bula o scoate.
Maria: Bag-o!
Bula: Auzi, ia da suta aia incoace ca vad ca esti nehotarita!

maryanamiky

Intr-o noapte vin hotii in casa la Bula. Tot cauta ei ce cauta si nu gasesc nimic.In acest timp se trezeste nevasta lu Bula si zice:
-Bula! Bula! Bula, trezeste ca au venit hotii.
-Taci femeie! Yo ma ascund de rusine ca nu avem nimica in casa si tu urli in gura mare.

maryanamiky

Sfintele sarbatori de Paste sa va lumineze casa si sufletele.....

Christos a inviat!

Rugby

Paste fericit tutror ! Hristos a inviat! si ca sa fie si putin umor. Paste fericit, DAR NU PE IARBA MEA MA!

V|p3r_m3n

Scorpione , trebuia sa scri si tu mai frumos , ca poate ajunge bancul zilei si sa fie scris mai frumos , asa de Paste :P :)) .