Bancul Zilei

krisu

gooooood :D

Rolina

yaap, are dreptate negresa :))

Convulsie

Pilotul unui avion anunta ca motoarele au cedat, ca se vor prabusi si nu au nici o sansa de supravietuire. Atunci, o femeie se ridica si striga: "Daca tot mor, vreau sa mor simtindu-ma ca o femeie!" si se dezbraca "Cine poate sa ma faca sa ma simt ca o adevarata femeie?" intreaba ea. Un barbat se ridica, se duce la ea, isi da jos hainele si spune: "Poftim! Ia hainele astea si calca-le!"
::fara comentarii misogine  k thx::

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:)

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Tânãrul ungur se cãsãtoreste cu o romanca shi in noaptea nuntzii tatal ii da
sfaturi: -Baiete, cand ajungi in fatza ushii cu mireasa s-o iei in bratze sa vada

ca ungurul e PUTERNIC, intri in camera shi o arunci pe pat cu dispretz ca sa
vada ca ungurul e MANDRU, apoi te dezbraci ca sa vada ca ungurul e shi FRUMOS shi
apoi shtii tu ce tb. sa faci. - Bine tata, zice tanarul. A doua zi tatal il

intreaba: - No ???? Cum ai facut aseara? Fiul: - Am luat-o in bratze in fatza
ushii sa vada ca ungurul e PUTERNIC, am aruncat-o cu dispretz pe pat sa vada ca-s
shi MANDRU, m-am dezbracat sa vada ca ungurul e FRUMOS shi apoi m-am masturbat

in fatza ei.... Tatal: - Ceeeeeeeee! Cuuuuuuuuum! Eshti nebun. De ce ai facut
asta? - Ca sa vada ca ungurul e INDEPENDENT shi AUTONOM.

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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."

dandanel

Moare Gigi Becali.Ajunge la poarta raiului si ii spune sfantului Petru:
-Du-ma la Dumnezeu!
Sf.Petru, socat:
- Aici esti chemat, nu ceri tu ce vrei!!
Gigi: bei,du-te la sefu' si zi-i c-a venit Gigi Becali, ca m-asteapta si n-am timp!
Sf. Petru inca marcat, merge la D-zeu si-i spune:
-Doamne, iarta-ma, dar este la poarta unul, Gigi Becali care zice ca-l astepti.
Dumnezeu:
- Becali? EU sunt Gigi Becali!

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One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?"
"I got into a fight with the apartment manager."
"Whatever for?"
"He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!"
The woman replied, "I bet it's that snooty Mrs. Gellar on the third floor."

tibisor



Bancul se intituleaza "blestemul trabantului verde"

Un barbat bine, cu bani, se duce la un bordel si-l roaga pe patron sa-i dea o fata care sa stie meserie, nu conteaza cum arata, sa fie cu lumina stinsa, dar sa stie meserie. Zis si facut, barbatul intra intr-o camera intunecoasa si are parte de cea mai buna partida de sex din viata lui. Ca orice client multumit, vine si a doua oara, si a treia, si tot asa pana cand intr-o zi devenise curios sa vada cine e doamna care ii ofera atata placere. Se duce la patron si il roaga:

-Nu va suparati, as vrea sa vad si eu cum arata doamna care mi-a oferit atata placere pana acum!

Patronul: -Sigur domnule, priviti!-si il duce in fata vizorului spre camera si aprinde lumina.

Clientul (intrigat si speriat): -Doamne dumnezeule!....blestemul trabantului verde!!!!

Patronul: -Ma scuzati domnule, ce vreti sa spuneti?

Clientu: -Sa va explic: intr-o zi mergeam cu SLK-ul meu pe autostrada cand, din senin ma depaseste un trabant verde. M-am enervat si am accelerat, 150Km/h, si l-am depasit. Nu trec 2 minute si trabantul ma depaseste di nou. Ma enervez mai tare si accelerez, 230km/h, si il depasesc. Imediat dupa vad ca trabantul e bot-la-bot cu mine si incearca sa ma depaseasca. Imi ies din sarite, trag stanga de volan si imping trabantul verde in prapastie. Incepuse totusi sa ma mustre constiinta si am oprit sa vad ce s-a intamplat cu soferul. Ma uit jos si vad trabantul verde in flacari, iar soferul care atarna agatat intr-un pom striga: "Auzi ba?! S-o f*ti pe mata!!!!"

25

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

25

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."

"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.

The only thing he said was, "F.F."

His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."

Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."

She responded simply, "E.F."

He repeated, "F.F."

She again replied, "E.F."

"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

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While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband

"Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now."

He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?"

Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom,

"Honey, the toilet's lever is stuck again! Can you fix it?"

She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her face with...

"Do I have "plumber" written on my forehead?"

The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the Cabinet fixed, the toilet fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.

"Who fixed everything?"

"A kind young gentleman came by today, said he was a handyman and asked if I needed anything done around the house. When he finished, he said I couldn't pay him with cash because I don't keep it around the house. He mentioned that was fine and that I could pay him by sucking his dick or cooking him a good meal."

"What did you cook for him?"

"Does it say "chef" of my forehead?"

25

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.

Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

The second man married a telephone operator.

Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, "Wow, he's one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom."

The third man married a school teacher.

Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid."

At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn't call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

"Sir, what happened?" asked Jeff. "You married a nurse."

"Son, don't ever marry a nurse," the man sourly replied. "All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'."

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator's husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.

"What happened?" Jeff asked with surprise. "Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices."

"Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator," the man groaned. "All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'."

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher's husband would be calling at any moment.

Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.

Jeff couldn't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple's room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.

"My goodness sir, what happened to you?" Jeff asked, fearing the worst. "Did you have a fight?"

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry be sure it's to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, 'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right'."

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Why do men have their best ideas during sex?

Because they are plugged into a genius.

maya_geea

belea bancul de azi :)  negresa, desi cam blonduta, :D, are dreptate ;)
Copilul îl întreaba pe tatal lui, ce înseamna politica?
Tatal îl pune pe genunchi si începe sa-i explice aratând exemple:

Fii atent copilas, eu aduc banu în casa, deci eu sunt CAPITALISMUL.

Mama are grija de bani, deci ea este GUVERNUL. Bunicul tau are grija ca totul sa fie în regula, deci el este SINDICATUL.

Babysitterul nostru este CLASA MUNCITOARE si cu totii muncim ca Tu, POPORUL sa te simti bine si sa nu-ti lipseasca nimic.

Iar Fratiorul tau de câteva luni este VIITORUL nostru comun.

Copilasul retine tot ce a auzit si merge la culcare. În timpul noptii se trezeste ca fratiorul lui a facut *** în scutec si plânge.

Se ridica si vrea sa-i zica mamei ce se întîmpla, dar asta doarme atît de adînc ca nu reuseste s-o trezeasca.

Intra sa-i spuna babysitterului dar tatal lui tocmai se hîrjonea cu ea în pat în timp ce bunicul lui tragea cu ochi ul prin fereastra.

Nimeni nu-l observa, asa ca merge înapoi în pat.

Ziua urmatoare tatal lui întreaba daca poate sa spuna cu propriile cuvinte ce înseamna politica.

Copilasul îsi aminteste de cele vazute noaptea si raspunde:

Politica este cînd CAPITALISMUL profita de CLASA MUNCITOARE în timp ce SINDICATUL priveste neputincios. GUVERNUL doarme, nimeni nu baga în seama POPORUL, iar VIITORUL nostru este în c***t.
Poate a mai fost bancul, mie insa mi s-a part foarte intligent :)

simpson

si uite cum -a intors alina cu un banc betoooon, scuze eul_rip, n-am vrut sa-ti stirnesc alergia :))

simpson

Zorro vede o blonda care arata super.

Ca sa o impresioneze, face un Z"  pe gard.

Tipa: -Wau, Zupermen!

simpson

...si acum niste scrisori (autentice) ale copiilor catre Dumnezeu :

"De unde ai aflat ca tu esti Dumnezeu?"
"Pentru balul mascat vreau sa ma imbrac in drac. Nu-i bai, nu?"
"Tu chiar asa ai proiectat girafa, sau din greseala a iesit asa?"
"De ce lasi oameni sa moara si tot faci altii in loc ? N-ar fi mai simplu sa-i lasi in viata pe astia?"
"Dumnezeule! Ca ai facut mai multe religii, e OK, dar cum de nu le incurci intre ele?"
"Tu stii despre lucruri, inainte sa fie inventate?"
"Bunicul a spus ca Tu deja erai cand a fost el copil. Cat de vechi esti?"
"Iti multumesc pentru fratior, dar eu m-am rugat pentru un catel."
"Cat timp am fost in vacanta, tot timpul a plouat si taticul a fost tare nervos si a spus niste lucruri despre Tine,... dar te rog sa nu-i faci rau!"
"Te rog sa-mi trimiti un ponei. Pana acum nu ti-am cerut nimic. Poti verifica."
"Cum se poate ca pe vremuri atatea minuni ai facut si acum nu-i nici una? Cum se poate, ca in ultima vreme n-ai inventat nici un animal nou? Sunt numai acelea vechi."
"Doamne, Te rog, sa mai pui o sarbatoare intre Craciun si Paste!"
"Poate Cain si Abel nu s-ar fi omorit, daca aveau camere separate. La noi, cu frate-meu functioneaza..."
"Pun pariu ca e foarte greu sa iubesti pe toti de pe pamant. Noi suntem doar patru in familie si nu merge."

Mary08

tare

rocco44

-Domnule Gigi Becali, aveti caine?
-Da
-Si este de rasa?
-Da,dom'le, e de rasa, rasa pura...
-Are si arbore genealogic?
-Ooo, nu, face pipi pe astia din curte!

rocco44

La o toaleta publica in State, in dreptul pisoarelor, unul langa altul, Cassius Clay si Copilu' Minune.
In timp ce se pisa, Ali vede ca Adi Copilu' tot scutura, la intervale scurte, din cap. Asa ca il intreba cu compasiune:
- Si tu suferi de Parkinson?
- Nu, mancatzash, da' ma stropesti in ureche!

iuli09

Un pusti vine revoltat de la scoala si îi spune tatalui sau ca acolo îl pun sa învete numai inutilitati. Tatal îl întreaba uimit:
- Cum adica?
- Pai la istorie ne pune sa memoram niste ani: 1848/1877-1878/1907/1944/1989. Cica sînt importanti!
- Altceva...
- Pai la geografie tot asa trebuie sa retinem tot felul de denumiri, ca de exemplu: Carpatii "Scurburii", Strîmtoarea "Fosfor" si Dardanele, de parca mi-ar folosi la ceva chestiile astea! Daca ma întraba careva merg repede la un Internet Cafe, dau search pe Google si aflu... simplu, nu?
- Da, fiule, da' sa zicem ca iesi si tu cu o fata, si cum va tineti voi asa, de mîna, ea te întreaba ce înaltime are vîrful Chomolugma?
- Nu-i problema! Merg repede la un Internet Cafe, ca-i deschis non-stop, dau search pe Google, aflu si ma întorc sa-i spun...
- Da, da' pîna te întorci tu sa-i spui ca are 8848 m s-ar putea sa o gasesti ocupata!
- Cu cine?
- Pai, tot cu un prost asa ca tine, da' care are laptop

rocco44

Iliescu, ajuns la Londra si cazat la un hotel, suna la room-service si spune: " TU TI  TU TU TU".  Nimeni nu a inteles nimic asa ca au cerut ajutor de la ambasada Romana. A venit un traducator oficial care intr-un sfarsit i-a lamurit ce vrea  Iliescu: "2 ceaiuri la camera 222" !!!

iuli09

Cica un tip, tînar militar, venea acasa mereu noaptea tîrziu si zdrang, zdrang cu cizmele de perete dupa ce le descalta. Într-o zi, vecinul:
- Auzi, vecine, te rog mult, nu mai izbi dracului cizmele alea de cîte ori vii acasa ca ma tii asa de luni de zile si ma tot trezesti în miez de noapte.
Vine militarul a doua zi, iar noaptea tîrziu, zdrang prima cizma si-si aminteste: "Aoleo, am uitat de vecinu'. Ia s-o pun eu p-asta usurel jos. Sper ca nu l-oi fi trezit deja." Dupa vreo ora, vecinu' la usa astuia: "In pi*** ma-tii, izbeste naibii si cizma ailalta sa ma pot culca odata."

rocco44

Intr-un mic orasel din SUA, avocatul acuzarii cheama primul martor, o babuta simpatica, si, vazand-o cam emotionata, incepe cu o intrebare de complezenta:
- Dna Jones, spuneti-mi daca ma cunosteti...
- Daca te cunosc? Dar bineinteles ca te cunosc, domnule Williams, te stiu de cand erai un baietel! Ai fost o mare dezamagire pentru mine... Minti, manipulezi oamenii si-i vorbesti pe la spate ! Dar cel mai rau este ca-ti inseli fara rusine nevasta !
Inmarmurit avocatul ingaima :
- Doamna Jones, pe avocatul apararii il cunoasteti ?
- Hmmm ! Desigur ca il cunosc si pe domnul Bradley. De cand il stiu, a fost la fel: lenes, bigot si cam betiv... Nu poate avea o relatie normala cu cineva, iar competenta sa ca avocat este pur si simplu indoielnica ! A, si sa nu mai vorbesc de faptul ca-si inseala sotia cu trei amante ! Una dintre ele e chiar sotia ta !
In murmurul salii, judecatorul le cere avocatilor sa se apropie :
- Ascultati, bastarzi nenorociti, daca vreunul dintre voi o intreaba pe baba daca ma cunoaste, v-am spart!

angel_sanctuary

LOL...

danutza

tare bancul zilei.... :))

simpson

si acuma sa vi-l zic pe cel mai tare: care-i diferenta dintre un homosexual si o furnica: furnica impinge mincarea de azi iar gayul impinge mincarea de ieri

danutza

STIATI CA....

- oamenii nu isi pot linge coatele;
- un crocodil nu poate scoate limba,
- inima unei crevete este "gazduita" in cap;
- un studiu asupra 200.000 struti, timp de mai bine de 80 ani, nu arata niciun caz unde s-ar fi vazut vreun strut ascuns cu capul in nisip;
- porcii nu sunt capabili fizic sa priveasca cerul.
- mai mult de 50 % persoane,  din lumea intreaga, n-au dat niciodata si nici nu au primit vreodata apeluri telefonice;
- daca stranutati prea tare, va puteti rupe o coasta;
- daca incercati sa va retineti un stranut, puteti cauza spargerea unei vene in creier sau in ceafa si sa muriti;
- daca, din forta, tineti ochii deschisi in timp ce stranutati, ar putea sa iasa din orbite;
- sobolanii se inmultesc atat de repede incat in 18 luni, un cuplu de sobolani poate avea mai mult de un milion de descendenti;
- Bricheta a fost inventata inaintea chibriturilor;
- 35 % din cei care se folosesc de anunturile matrimoniale sunt deja
casatoriti.
- in lumea intreaga, 23 % din problemele aparatelor xerox sunt cauzate de catre cei care se aseaza pe aparat pentru a-si fotografia posteriorul;
- pe  durata medie de viata, o persoana care doarme poate inghiti 70 insecte si 10 paianjeni;
- ca si amprentele digitale, amprenta limbii este diferita la fiecare persoana;
...  si ca 75 % dintre cei care citesc acest mesaj au incercat sa-si linga coatele.

danutza

stiti bancul cu "ceasca" ?
CE-AS CAlari-o pe ma-ta...

stiti bancul cu "paharu" ?
paharu' ca paharu', dar CE-AS CAlari-o pe ma-ta....

danutza

2 tigani, tata si fiu, pe munte. La un moment dat, apare pe cer si un deltaplan. Speriati scot prastia si incep sa traga dupa el.
- Tata l-ai nimerit?
- Nu stiu mancati-as, dar bine ca i-a dat drumul la om...

taipan

=)) bv danutza (din nou)

V|p3r_m3n

ce tare :)) bv baietilor si felelor :))

maya_geea

Domnule doctor,ma doare capul de nu mai pot,se plange un oltean la o vizita medicala.
-Dumneata suferi de o boala rara.Esti prea destept si din cauza asta ai scoarta creierului prea incretita.Ca sa-ti treaca durerile trebuie sa te operez, ca sa ti-o intind.Cum o vrei,intinsa complet?
-Neteda ca-n palma,numa' sa nu ma mai doara.
Zis si facut.La 2 saptamani dupa operatie,medicul il intreaba:
-Cum te simti?
-No,fain!



Un oltean si un moldovean:
Olteanu'(cantand): Hai mo' facut mama oltean maaaaaaaa
Moldoveanu' razand ii zice: Da' ce chiz**  ma-tii voiai sa te faca  mah, ministru?

Ion si cu Marin discuta:
-Ioane, ce sunt cu vanataile astea pe fata ta.Iar te-ai caftit la carciuma?
-Nu, de la tuse mi se trage.
-Cum de la tuse,mah?
-Pai, daca m-a apucat tusea in sifonier...

Erau odata un roman, un rus si un american, si trebuia sa sara intr-o piscina. Cand sareau isi puneau o dorinta si cadeau in ce si-au dorit.
-primul romanul:Bani!!
-al doilea rusul:Vodka!!
-vina si randul americanului. Vine el repede, se in piedica: Oh, shit!!

maya_geea

diferenta dintre un hair-style-ist si un frizer?
50 euro
:D

Brici

tare bancu cu roamanu

danutza

- Buna ziua! Alina e acasa?
- Da. Azi si maine, ca poimaine o inmormantam!

Alinutza: Mama pot sa ma joc cu pletele tale?
- Da, dar sa nu iesi cu ele in strada...

- Tata m-am plictisit sa ma tot invart atata!
- ...
- Tata m-am plictisit sa ma tot invart atata!
- ...
- Tata m-am plictisit sa ma tot invart atata, nu intelegi!
- Taci, ca-ti bat un piron si-n celalalt picior!...

Alinuta iasa de la baie cu gura pana la urechi.
Mama: of, Alinuta, iar te-ai spalat pe dinti cu briciul!

danutza

I: Ce zice o blonda cand este intrebata daca vrea sa fie martor a lui Iehova?
R: Geezz.. nici macar nu am vazut accidentul...

Convulsie

Trei fete: o blonda, o bruneta si o roscata se hotarasc sa mearga ele cu cortul. Dupa un timp, cum era normal, blonda trebuia sa faca treaba mare. In timp ce asta se duce sa-si caute un loc unde sa se usureze, celelalte doua ii pun la cale o farsa: iau matzele de la un iepure pe care il vanasera cu ceva timp in urma, se furisaza in spatele blondei in timp ce aceasta isi facea nevoile si le plaseaza acolo, apoi se intorc fara sa fie observate. Peste cateva minute se intoarce blonda speriata si spune: "Sa vedeti ce mi s-a intamplat! Mi-au iesit matzele!! Da' norocu' meu ca mi-am pastrat calmu' si le-am bagat la loc!!!"......bleah

larex

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.
He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?
The blonde says, "Sure anything."
"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies.
"I don't know, say $50 bucks."
"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.
His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.
The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."
"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"
10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."
With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."
"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."

An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

Convulsie

Ok acum niste chestii in engleza... niste cuvinte ...dar nu orice cuvinte...daca re-aranjati literele acestor cuvinte veti obtine alte cuvine ...  mie mi se pare ca asocierea celor doua grupuri e amuzanta ..........nush voua.........                                                                            GEORGE BUSH : When you rearrange the letters : HE BUGS GORE                                                                             DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM                                                                                                                                         DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT                                                                                                                                      THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME
MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER                                                                                                                                                                    ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS                                                                                 SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT : : I M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE

Convulsie

o shit  imi cer scuze pt cum apare chestia pe care am posta-o mai sus

Snaker

=))) tare banku zile !!