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Apple a lansat un nou model de touchscreen, cu design special creat pentru copiii pana in 12 ani.
N-a avut insa succes, probabil din cauza denumirii alese pentru acesta...iTouch Kids.

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So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who tries not to listen to their conversation but is curious. One says "Emma come first. Den I come. Two ***** dey come together. Den I come again. Two ***** they come together again. Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again." The woman then says aloud "You foul-mouthed swines! In America, we don't talk about our *** lives in public! "Hey cool down lady," the Italian said. "Imma just trying to tell my friend how to spell Mississippi!

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So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who tries not to listen to their conversation but is curious. One says "Emma come first. Den I come. Two a.sses dey come together. Den I come again. Two a.sses they come together again. Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again." The woman then says aloud "You foul-mouthed swines! In America, we don't talk about our s.ex lives in public! "Hey cool down lady," the Italian said. "Imma just trying to tell my friend how to spell Mississippi!

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Ma suna nevasta-mea azi la serviciu:
- Iubitule, nu ti-am spus ieri ca am nevoie de niste bani?!, țipă ea. Vreau sa merg la cumparaturi si nu mi-ai lasat nimic!
- Doar ti-am zis, draga...E un teanc de bani in blugii mei aia negri, in buzunarul din dreapta de la spate.
- Oh, minunat! exclamă ea. Unde-s blugii?
- Pe mine, normal...i-am raspuns, inainte sa inchid.

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"As vrea sa faci dragoste cu mine ca-n filme..." imi zise nevasta-mea, aseara.
Nu cred ca a fost cea mai buna idee...se pare totusi ca noi nu ne uitam la aceleasi genuri de filme.