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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 16:51
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- Ce scriu ardelenii pe poarta, in loc de "caine rau" ? - "Moldovean in gazda"! |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 16:51
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Ghinion extrem: atunci cand nevasta-ta isi face schimbare de ***, apoi fuge cu amanta ta! |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 16:59
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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer. |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 17:00
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Dating is a lot like fishing. Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod. |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 19:55
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mcara  RE: :)))))))))) |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 17:08
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Sotul si sotia asteapta in statia de autobuz, impreuna cu cei noua copii ai lor. Dupa cateva minute, apare in statie si un barbat orb. Vine autobuzul, insa este aproape plin, si se urca doar sotia si copiii. Sotul, impreuna cu barbatul orb, pornesc pe jos. Dupa un timp, sotul, iritat de bataile dese ale bastonului orbului, ii spune acestuia: - De ce nu ai pus niste cauciuc in varful batului? Bataile astea ma enerveaza la culme! La care orbul raspunde: - Daca TU ai fi pus niste cauciuc in varful "bastonului" tau, acum am fi fost cu totii in autobuz! Asa ca taci dr.acu'din gura! |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 17:10
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O femeie goală pușcă a dezactivat sistemul de supraveghere al unei bănci și a jefuit-o, ziua în amiaza mare. Niciunul dintre martorii oculari nu și-a putut aminti fața ei. |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 17:14
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Există două feluri de leucoplast: cel care nu se lipeşte şi cel care nu se dezlipeşte. |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 19:04
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I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day. |

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Duminică, 7 aug 2016 19:05
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Donald Trump is flying over New York City. He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!" His son looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy." Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!" His wife turns to him and says, "Donald, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people happy!" Donald looks at her and says, "Babe, that is a fantastic idea! The best I've heard!" The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, "As long as you're at it, why don't you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people happy?" |
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