Bancul Zilei

cristi2000

Buna dimineata !

maryjan

neata

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I saw a bloke jump off a building and kill himself today. He looked undecided whilst on the ledge and seemed about to climb back in the window. Then somebody in the watching crowd shouted, "Think of your wife and kids."

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A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane.
Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students.
All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.
The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked: “Why did you stay put?”
“I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I for a fact can assure you this piece of sh.it plane will never even start”