Bancul Zilei

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La întrebarea ''Ce vă place cel mai mult la școală?'', 15 copii au răspuns ''Pauzele!''...
Ceilalți 8 nu erau la oră!

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- Ce se întâmplă când aleargă două blonde una spre cealaltă?
- Se sparge oglinda.

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A C-130 is being escorted by two F-16s.
Tired from following the slow-moving plane, one of the F-16 pilots tells his partner, "Hey watch what I can do." With that, he leaves the C-130's side and performs a series of barrel rolls.
"That's nothing" says the second F-16 pilot and he also leaves his spot and does even more spectacular tricks. The two F-16s continue showing off. When they finally fall back into place the C-130 pilot comes on the mike.
"I bet I can do something you can't" he says.
"Yeah, right, prove it" says one of the F-16 pilots.
"Watch this," says the C-130 pilot and continues flying in a straight line. After a few minutes, the F-16 pilot comes back on the mic and says
"We didn't see anything, you liar"
"You're the liar" the C-130 pilot says, "I went to the bathroom for a smoke break and a dump"

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A fost iubire de la a doua vedere.
Nu văzuse din prima Rolex-ul.

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It's my life - cel mai tare cover.

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Femeile caută un bărbat sincer, dar cred în dietele care te ajută să slăbești 12 kile într-o lună.

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Noul iPhone 8 va costa în jur de 1200 $.
La banii ăștia ar face bine să mă ducă și într-o vacanță când îl pun pe modul avion.

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Așa mi-e un somn, de aș putea candida la Senat.

maryjan

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