Bancul Zilei

penelopaa1

Alergand azi dupa taxi, m-am impiedicat si am cazut intr-o balta ramasa de la ploaie. Un trecator s-a uitat la mine zambind si ma intreaba:
- Draguto, crezi ca inotand ai sa ajungi mai repede?

maryjan

neata

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A toothpaste factory had a problem.
They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, and third-parties selected. Six months (and $8 million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, and high quality. Everyone in the project was pleased.
They solved the problem by using a high-tech precision scale that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box weighed less than it should. The line would stop, someone would walk over, remove the defective box, and then press another button to re-start the line. As a result of the new package monitoring process, no empty boxes were being shipped out of the factory.
With no more customer complaints, the CEO felt the $8 million was well spent. He then reviewed the line statistics report and discovered the number of empty boxes picked up by the scale in the first week was consistent with projections, however, the next three weeks were zero! The estimated rate should have been at least a dozen boxes a day. He had the engineers check the equipment, they verified the report as accurate.
Puzzled, the CEO traveled down to the factory, viewed the part of the line where the precision scale was installed, and observed just ahead of the new $8 million dollar solution sat a $20 desk fan blowing the empty boxes off the belt and into a bin. He asked the line supervisor what that was about.
"Oh, that," the supervisor replied, "Bert, the kid from maintenance, put it there because he was tired of walking over, removing the box and re-starting the line every time the bell rang."

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As she lay there dozing next to me...a voice in my head kept saying, "Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you're a veterinarian.."

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I really hope Hillary will be the next US President, for a very good reason: Bill Clinton would be a fantastic First Lady!

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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket,
You can hide, but you can't run.

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Sunt atât de singur, încât mă urc la volan și-mi lovesc singur mașina de vreo câțiva copaci, să cred că am nevastă!

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I got fired earlier due to my 'very poor attention to detail'.
At least that's what I think he or she said.